Thursday, July 24, 2014



July 24th 1950


Poor man.. has to deal with that crazy woman
for the rest of his life
You will have to excuse my absence... the events of that night were too extreme to handle. Disobedient little Ella had run off to the ball and left the house dirty with her chores unfinished. SHE, of all people, was the mystery girl (who is today marrying the prince)

Thursday, June 12, 2014

Long Night... #TBT - June 12th 1950

This night will never end... Throwback Thursday to a couple of hours ago; my daughters and I leaving for the ball.
Don't you find my dress stunning?!

The Fitting - June 12th 1950

Why must your feet be so big? So unladylike... how do you suppose the prince will fall in love with such gruesome feet?!
Mystery Woman - June 12th 1950

Dear followers, have any of you seen this lady?
Ran out on the prince! Disgrace!! As a smart dragon once said
 "dishonor on you,
dishonor on your cow, 
dishonor on your whole family" -Mushu/Mulan.

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Comical - June 11th 1950



It's the night of the ball and Cinderella insists on joining us haha! From the looks of it, even she agrees that she cannot attend such a high and prestige event, dressed in rags left behind by her mother. No respect and no fashion sense! She should stick to taking care of the house.

Saturday, June 7, 2014

The Ball - June 7th 1950

Pretty little know it all disrupted the Tremaine family music lesson today because the mail had arrived. Has she never heard of knocking? I am telling you that this child is a lost cause. She's 19, and has absolutely no manners. I'll have to deal with her later, I currently need to help my daughters get dressed for the ball. 

Tuesday, June 3, 2014



Madness - June 3rd 1950

Cinderella is causing me headaches! I ask her to do some chores around the house, and she gives me attitude: beds won't fix themselves, dishes won't wash themselves, animals can't feed themselves, dust and dirt won't clean itself from the halls. How will she ever grow to be successful in life? To facilitate her life, I'm thinking of keeping her as my maid.

Always singing while working! She has no
 musical talent whatsoever
 

Monday, May 19, 2014

The Breakfast - May 19th 1950

My intelligent daughters have officially renamed Ella to Cinderella. That's what she gets for thinking she can have breakfast with us, while her face is filthy with cinders. Has she never heard of sanitation. She'll never forget to clean herself anymore; we literally call her "dirty Ella".

Saturday, May 17, 2014

The Daughter - May 17th 1950

It's been 13 years, and I've barely posted a single thing! How very unfortunate. It is hard raising three children all on my own you know? The man I married (what was his name again..?! Oh well),died a week after our marriage. Unfortunately, he left his daughter behind... She's useless and highly irresponsible! 

Monday, May 5, 2014


The Beginning - May 5th 1937

Beloved readers, today I have re-married to a wealthy man living in the country with his six year old daughter. Of course, I don't care about the girl... I have two of my own. One extra won't make that big of a difference. All I know, is that I, and my two daughters, Anastasia and Drizella, don't have to worry about any financial problems anymore.

My husband and my step daughter near a very expensive fountain
(that filthy animal shouldn't be drinking from there. Isn't there a barn?!)